Her Round Nerd

Her Round Nerd owned a can of Tango that they would demolish. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Her Round Nerd carried a can of Tango that they liked to eat. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

Her Round Nerd found a teapot that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was sublime. A teapot would be the chosen thing.

Her Round Nerd found a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

Her Round Nerd desired a hat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.

Her Round Nerd desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.