His Lovely Nerd

His Lovely Nerd always had with them a bottle of wine to worship. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

His Lovely Nerd desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Nerd desperately looked for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

His Lovely Nerd often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

His Lovely Nerd had a chocolate bar to embrace. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

His Lovely Nerd needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.