Boring Nerd

Boring Nerd desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was exciting. A lava lamp was the item that was selected.

Boring Nerd wanted a pen to experiment on. This could be considered a new activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item selected.

Boring Nerd often carried a hat that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

Boring Nerd desperately needed a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Boring Nerd often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Boring Nerd always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.