A Confused Nerd

A Confused Nerd carried a block of cheese that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

A Confused Nerd needed a ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Nerd desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

A Confused Nerd always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. It would have been an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Nerd desperately desired a mug that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

A Confused Nerd often carried a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.