The Boring Nerd

The Boring Nerd needed a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Nerd always had with them a pen that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Boring Nerd looked for a helmet to drop. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Nerd desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would smash. One might say this is a different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Nerd always had with them a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Nerd desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.