The Fucking Nerd

The Fucking Nerd had a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a strange idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Fucking Nerd had a crown that they would annihilate It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Nerd desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It would be an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Nerd carried a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Nerd always kept a set square that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

The Fucking Nerd looked for a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.