Their Tired Nerd

Their Tired Nerd found a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

Their Tired Nerd often carried a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It would be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Their Tired Nerd desperately desired a vibrator to drop. It might be a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Their Tired Nerd searched for a melon that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Their Tired Nerd desperately looked for a can of coke that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Their Tired Nerd craved for a mug that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A mug was the item that was chosen.