The Angry Nerd

The Angry Nerd craved for a bat that they would put up their bum. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bat being the thing selected.

The Angry Nerd desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Nerd desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Nerd looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Angry Nerd often carried a wig that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was fun. A wig was the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Nerd desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.