The Jolly Nerd

The Jolly Nerd desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Nerd looked for a can of Tango that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Jolly Nerd wanted a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. It was an astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Nerd found a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be an original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was miraculous. A bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Nerd owned a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Jolly Nerd desperately needed a hat that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.