The Boring Nerd

The Boring Nerd carried a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

The Boring Nerd always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. This seems an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. A painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Boring Nerd desperately craved for a teapot to break. It is a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Boring Nerd wanted a cup to play with. One might find this to be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to choose.

The Boring Nerd desperately wanted a ball that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a ball being the chosen item.

The Boring Nerd craved for a condom that they liked to annihilate It might have been a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Strangely, a condom is the item to opt for.