A Horny Nerd

A Horny Nerd desperately needed a bat that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bat was the chosen item.

A Horny Nerd desperately looked for a helmet that they would cuddle. It was a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was the most awesome idea. A helmet having that done to it

A Horny Nerd needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

A Horny Nerd carried a vibrator that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Horny Nerd desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Nerd desperately needed a spade that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the item opted for.