The Horny Nerd

The Horny Nerd needed a can of coke that they would experiment on. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Nerd desperately looked for a bat that they liked to experiment on. It should have been an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bat of all things.

The Horny Nerd desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Horny Nerd desperately craved for a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. It might be a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Nerd desired a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been an original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Horny Nerd carried a condom that they would sometimes eat. It might be an original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a condom is the item to select.