My Lonely Nerd

My Lonely Nerd always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen item.

My Lonely Nerd desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Nerd always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

My Lonely Nerd searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

My Lonely Nerd desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Nerd desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes embrace. It is a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.