Their Lonely Nerd

Their Lonely Nerd looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Their Lonely Nerd looked for a block of cheese that they liked to share. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Nerd desperately needed a lava lamp to worship. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Their Lonely Nerd wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Lonely Nerd always kept a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. It should have been an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Nerd needed a tomato that they liked to break. It should be a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A tomato is the item to opt for.