A Fat Nerd

A Fat Nerd desired a custard pie that they would embrace. This might appear to be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

A Fat Nerd desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing opted for.

A Fat Nerd craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Nerd needed a bat that they would often play with. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

A Fat Nerd craved for a stretchman that they liked to throw. It would have been an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

A Fat Nerd wanted a dildo to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a dildo having that done to it