My Funny Nerd

My Funny Nerd found a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

My Funny Nerd desperately looked for a spade that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.

My Funny Nerd owned a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A tomato being the chosen thing.

My Funny Nerd looked for a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been an original exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a teapot being the thing opted for.

My Funny Nerd carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

My Funny Nerd always kept a hat that they would worship. It would be an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.