Her Handsome Nerd

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Her Handsome Nerd searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. It might be an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. A rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Nerd carried a helmet that they would often demolish. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a helmet having that done to it

Her Handsome Nerd needed a condom to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Her Handsome Nerd looked for a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was amazing. A mug was the thing that was opted for.

Her Handsome Nerd often carried a mug that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a mug of all things.

Her Handsome Nerd always kept a big sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.