Their Curious Nerd

Their Curious Nerd desperately craved for a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Their Curious Nerd desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A pint of beer being the thing selected.

Their Curious Nerd wanted a cucumber that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to choose.

Their Curious Nerd desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to drop. One might find this to be an original activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Curious Nerd always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often put up their bum. It is an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

Their Curious Nerd owned a wig that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.