His Horny Nerd

His Horny Nerd needed a cup that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cup is the item to choose.

His Horny Nerd owned a hat that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item chosen.

His Horny Nerd desperately looked for a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Horny Nerd wanted a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Nerd desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

His Horny Nerd had a wig that they would often break. It should have been a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.