His Exceptional Nerd

His Exceptional Nerd desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Exceptional Nerd craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Exceptional Nerd looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Exceptional Nerd desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

His Exceptional Nerd desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional Nerd searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.