My Grumpy Nerd

My Grumpy Nerd wanted a can of Dr Pepper to play with. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Nerd wanted a melon to play with. It might have been an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

My Grumpy Nerd desperately searched for a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.

My Grumpy Nerd owned a chocolate bar that they liked to experiment on. It should have been an astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar of all things.

My Grumpy Nerd often carried a set square that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Nerd needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.