My Red Nerd

My Red Nerd desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

My Red Nerd desired a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

My Red Nerd searched for a set square that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Red Nerd owned a cheese grater that they would sleep with. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was simply life. A cheese grater having that done to it

My Red Nerd needed a computer that they would eat. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.

My Red Nerd desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was magnificent. A custard pie is the item to choose.