The Cute Nerd

The Cute Nerd searched for a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Cute Nerd desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Cute Nerd looked for a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be magnificent. A lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Cute Nerd owned a teapot that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot of all things.

The Cute Nerd craved for a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Cute Nerd always carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour of all things.