A Stupid Nerd

A Stupid Nerd desired a bag of poop to rub on his belly. One might say this is a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

A Stupid Nerd looked for a radiator that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a different idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Nerd often carried a crown that they would demolish. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Nerd carried a rubber chicken that they would often break. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken of all things.

A Stupid Nerd had a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Stupid Nerd wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.