His Confused Nerd

His Confused Nerd owned a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

His Confused Nerd desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to opt for.

His Confused Nerd desired a stretchman that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

His Confused Nerd desired a lava lamp that they liked to play with. It is a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

His Confused Nerd wanted a crown to play with. It would have been an extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

His Confused Nerd desired a wig that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a wig is the item to choose.