The Big Nerd

The Big Nerd desperately wanted a crown that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a crown having that done to it

The Big Nerd desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

The Big Nerd always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Nerd owned a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a different activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Big Nerd craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Nerd desperately looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.