His Bum Loving Nerd

His Bum Loving Nerd always carried a sponge that they would often throw. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Nerd desired a sword to sit and look at. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

His Bum Loving Nerd always kept a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Nerd always kept a stretchman to drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Nerd always had with them a piece of paper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Nerd needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.