The Unusual Nerd

The Unusual Nerd always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Nerd searched for a porno magazine to sleep with. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Nerd craved for a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Nerd often carried a crown that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Unusual Nerd found a bat to break. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was amazing. A bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Nerd often carried a set square that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. A set square of all things.