The Hungry Nerd

The Hungry Nerd carried a rubber johnny that they would embrace. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Nerd desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally break. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A spade was the chosen item.

The Hungry Nerd desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Hungry Nerd needed a CD player that they liked to worship. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Hungry Nerd often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Nerd desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a sponge is the item to select.