The Lonely Nerd

The Lonely Nerd wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Nerd desperately needed a condom to experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Nerd desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally embrace. It was an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Nerd desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally hug. It would be a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Nerd desperately needed a cheese grater to drop. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Nerd desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.