Their Red Nerd

Their Red Nerd always carried a melon that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Their Red Nerd wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

Their Red Nerd desperately craved for a stretchman that they would throw. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Their Red Nerd carried a dildo that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Their Red Nerd desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.

Their Red Nerd desperately wanted a mug that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the thing that was selected.