Their Stupid Nerd

Their Stupid Nerd desperately desired a sword that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

Their Stupid Nerd carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Their Stupid Nerd carried a pint of beer to share. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Their Stupid Nerd desired a custard pie that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Their Stupid Nerd desperately desired a can of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke of all things.

Their Stupid Nerd owned a bottle of coke that they would often experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.