A Bewildered Nerd

A Bewildered Nerd desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Nerd desperately searched for a teapot that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Nerd desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was fun. A big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Nerd desperately needed a spade to drop. One might find this to be a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a spade of all things.

A Bewildered Nerd desired a radiator that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

A Bewildered Nerd desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.