His Ugly Nerd

His Ugly Nerd desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cucumber having that done to it

His Ugly Nerd always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. A chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Nerd had a bag of poop that they would often throw. This is certainly a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Ugly Nerd carried a bottle of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

His Ugly Nerd always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Nerd always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.