My Round Nerd

My Round Nerd owned a custard pie that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

My Round Nerd desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

My Round Nerd looked for a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

My Round Nerd carried a sponge to sit and look at. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea was miraculous. A sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Round Nerd owned a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. A custard pie was the item that was chosen.

My Round Nerd wanted a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was chosen.