Her Ugly Nerd

Her Ugly Nerd craved for a chocolate bar to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

Her Ugly Nerd desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to hug. It might have been an original activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Nerd desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would put on his head. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Ugly Nerd carried a custard pie that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A custard pie was the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Nerd looked for a set square that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. A set square is the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Nerd desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.