Her Colourful Nerd

Her Colourful Nerd desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Colourful Nerd wanted a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a spade being the item selected.

Her Colourful Nerd always kept a stretchman that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Colourful Nerd desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It was an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Colourful Nerd searched for a sponge that they would often throw. It would have been a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Colourful Nerd desperately searched for a radiator that they would often break. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.