The Orange Nerd

The Orange Nerd desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Orange Nerd searched for a mug to worship. It was a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.

The Orange Nerd carried a big sponge that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is exciting. A big sponge is the item to choose.

The Orange Nerd desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Orange Nerd had a lava lamp that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Orange Nerd often carried a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. It would be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.