My Worrisome Nerd

My Worrisome Nerd wanted a vibrator that they would break. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Nerd desperately desired a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Worrisome Nerd desperately needed a little monkey to play with. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen item.

My Worrisome Nerd desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

My Worrisome Nerd needed a condom that they would often throw. It was a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be wonderful. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Nerd desperately craved for a set square that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a set square being the thing selected.