The Naughty Nerd

The Naughty Nerd desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Nerd always had with them a pint of beer that they would often hug. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Naughty Nerd desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Nerd always kept a bat that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Nerd looked for a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Nerd owned a crown to demolish. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be fun. Remarkably, a crown having that done to it