My Big Nerd

My Big Nerd always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

My Big Nerd carried a stretchman to eat. It should be a peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

My Big Nerd often carried a bat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A bat is the item that was chosen.

My Big Nerd needed a bat to throw. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Big Nerd desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

My Big Nerd owned a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.