Careful Nerd

Careful Nerd desperately looked for a big sponge to hug. This seems to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Careful Nerd desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to break. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Careful Nerd needed a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the item opted for.

Careful Nerd desperately looked for a hat that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

Careful Nerd searched for a piece of paper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

Careful Nerd desired a tomato to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Strangely, a tomato being the thing selected.