His Red Nerd

His Red Nerd found a bat that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the thing selected.

His Red Nerd found a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to choose.

His Red Nerd looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

His Red Nerd desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

His Red Nerd needed a can of Tango that they would often demolish. This seems to be a surprising idea, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

His Red Nerd needed a vibrator that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing opted for.