The Magical Nerd

The Magical Nerd searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes throw. It might have been an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Magical Nerd needed a ball that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Magical Nerd found a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Nerd found a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Nerd had a painting of a melon that they liked to break. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Nerd often carried a computer that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to select.