A Colourful Nerd

A Colourful Nerd had a bottle of beer that they would demolish. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

A Colourful Nerd desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A pint of beer was the item that was selected.

A Colourful Nerd searched for a sword to worship. It would be a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

A Colourful Nerd searched for a can of Tango that they liked to drop. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Nerd often carried a computer to rub on his belly. It should have been a strange thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to opt for.

A Colourful Nerd often carried a helmet that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen item.