The Big Nerd

The Big Nerd desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Big Nerd always carried a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Big Nerd wanted a bat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bat being the item selected.

The Big Nerd always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Nerd desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was epic. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Nerd desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.