Her Gentle Nerd

Her Gentle Nerd looked for a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was fun. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Her Gentle Nerd often carried a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Her Gentle Nerd always kept a cheese grater that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was wonderful. A cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Her Gentle Nerd owned a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Her Gentle Nerd found a stretchman that they sometimes hug. It would be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Her Gentle Nerd carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.