A Square Nerd

A Square Nerd craved for a pint of cider that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Square Nerd always kept a cheese grater that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be wonderful. A cheese grater is the thing to choose.

A Square Nerd always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

A Square Nerd wanted a crown that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a crown was the item that was selected.

A Square Nerd desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

A Square Nerd always kept a bottle of beer that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.