The Dodgy Nerd

The Dodgy Nerd owned a spade that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Nerd carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Nerd desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Nerd often carried a radiator that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.