My Purple Nerd

My Purple Nerd desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

My Purple Nerd often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a fairly different action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

My Purple Nerd owned a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

My Purple Nerd always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

My Purple Nerd wanted a teapot that they would often worship. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

My Purple Nerd searched for a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.